Being of the male persuation and knowing it IS New Orleans... do I really need to wear a "yachting dress"? What color is a yachting dress? Is it low cut? Does it need to cover my boobs and the crack of my butt? Any requirement as to type of fabric? Sheer? Sailcloth? Light weight spinaker cloth? And about this "lounge suit"... what is that? Something see thru, easily unzipped? crotchless?? And the "smart casual"? Is this "smart casual" something with artificial intelligence, you know... not all sailors are real smart, that will make a bovine look like a hottie when the evening is still young? Please help?