For those of you who are commuting between New Orleans and Baton Rouge, you may appreciate this wrap song a couple of co-workers produced:

Yo, Sailors,

A little rap from Run T.C. and Queen LaStefee
(Tune: I Like Big Butts)

We got sore butts and we cannot lie
You non-commutas can’t deny
Ninety miles each way makes a pain in a place
Snoop Dogg says it ain’t mo fly

Ten miles down the road full o’ shakin
Even J’ Lo’s booty’d be achin’
Move around in the seat, no way to retreat
Makes it hard for T.C. t’get crankin’.

Coffee not there 7:30
And the dirty bathrooms still dirty
NO Baton Rouge, no way, need New Orleans back in play
Car sores make bed sores look pretty

Thai place is open for eatin’
And the smell from the flood retreatin’
CBD is the meds, save our butts ‘fore they’re dead
Hey yo, get the bus to the meetin’

Sir Mix-A-Lot, the inspiration
For T.C.’s rap creation
Shell-A-Zizzle, Snoop’d say, Fo’ shizzle, no delay
Start the “End to the Sore Butts” nation.