WELL...Bad dog will be out...we may have a different helm as our regular skipper is on injured reserve with a few of his body parts recovering...his arteries from stints and his ass from the chewing we gave him before we realized he was having a heart attack...he should recover soon from the hospital stuff but the bites on his butt may take longer to heal...
Auditions for helmsman will be held in a sound proof room with everyone on the crew screaming "COME UP WHERE THE F--K ARE YOU GOING" if you heart rate stays constant and you don't keel over you get the job.....
PS…just incase anyone know where we can get a defibulator or can 12volt sytem be jurry rigged to be used as one….