Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus Seminar at Buccaneer Yacht Club Tonight at 7:00. This week's seminar is entitled " Upwind Tactics " or " Uh, the starting gun has gone off, now what do I do?" Some of the topics which will be discussed are:
1) should you always tack on Benz ?
2) should you follow MeanolSantaClausMentor?
3) should you tack if you hear barking ?

And as a special Christmas bonus, the usual entry fee of $0.00 will be cut in half and all materials are free. Questions and drinking are encouraged but not required. Everyone is welcome and all Katrina refugees get to sit on Santa's lap.