Porcupine Haired Croation Chihuahua finishes near last in Geritol Race Week for elderly Finn Sailors.

Quote from Pussy Dog "I had high expectations for this regatta, after seeing that several of my competitors had walkers and dribble pooring down their chins in the dining room being wiped away by their mammy like hired help, I thought I would walk away with this one." "But I assumed wrong those 80 year olds just no how to pump and roll harder than me."

The little dog filed several protests against the elderly competitors including drug, steroid and blood doping complaints. After all of those protested submitted to the drug test, positive results came back for only high blood pressure medicine, blood thinners, Ensure and Geritol.

The humbled dog had more to say. "This was a horrible experience. I plan to save some money and pay JC and Pass My Prime for some sailing lessons this spring when the water warms up."